Egregious citizen, , has been flagged on multiple social media platforms as a "Habitual Line Stepper".
by Wahlter Concrite
The tombstone of a beloved furry park denizen who loved everyone and all he asked in return was affection and potato chips.
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"We've seen our share of trolls, flame throwers, griefers and jerks but this one ... is just different" said a source who refused to be named out of fears due to what drastically insensitive remarks may send their way.
After tracking down friends and family we were able to find the mother of and she was willing to explain why has likely learned this unsavory moniker. "You see, when the Almighty was giving out ****s He must have just plum skipped over mine. This one bully, Jeremiah, used to rule the roost until mine got out of juvie. By the time was done with that little boy he done curled up in the fetals position."
A social pariah in almost every circle we talked to, it became apparent there was a pattern of going over the limit, pushing past comfort levels, barging into comfort zones and simply disregarding any social norms without hesitation.
"Yeah, there are people we invite to parties and social outings and then there's . It's hard to know whether the brain damage is willful or a byproduct of some tetanus related childhood accident. I can say this. If you think you smell ***holes in the room then watch out because is probably lurking." said a supposed former coworker.
Stories follow like the beloved stray dog at a local park named Chippy. His namesake was due to his love of bagged potato chips and an affinity for attention. A local supporter explains "Chippy literally has like never ever like totally ever met a stranger and thinks we're all like literally like his family."
Chippy's love, however, doesn't extend to all as another park goer explains, "Yeah, I've never seen that dog be anything but happy go lucky until we, shockingly, saw Chippy launch into a barking fit that triggered an aneurism that killed him. Later, I found out who killed Chippy and it was "
Maybe fate can balance the scales of justice. It would be helpful if the es of the world would wear their mantra on their chest for us all to see.
Until then, Rest in Peace, Chippie
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that his poor poor wife must endure on a daily basis as a captive audience with probable Stockholm
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need to call someone. Is there a care giver somewhere looking for you that needs to be notified?! I'm sure
we could call an Uber after you buy something of course. I mean, we have bills too. Don't judge.
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New York
London
Moscow
Dubai
Singapore
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