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Women's - CANCUN - Iconic Sea Turtle T-Shirt

$30.44 USD
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Money Back Policy

You no likey? Send it back! We want you to be that die hard groupie that can't stop talking about us. We'll make it right. SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.

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100% Original

We have one super creative loco mofo birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day. Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!

Delivery + Returns

SHIPPING

  • It usually takes 24-48 hrs for fulfillment. We tried whipping them like third world laborers but it doesn't work. That's about as fast as they'll get it.
  • Ground shipping is usually 4 to 7 business days within the US. I mean, if we could send screaming banshees to make them run faster we would but we can't ... yet ...

RETURNS AND EXCHANGES

  • Eligibility for returns are within 30 days
  • Item must be in the same condition you received it, UNMOLESTED, UNSTAINED, with tags and in its original package.
  • You'll also need your receipt for proof of purchase.
  • We don't pay for return shipping
  • To start a return, you can contact us at sales@slappywares.com
  • SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.

The Story behind this Product:

Simplicity in life, love and art best describes this understated sea turtle T-Shirt. If you're looking for a graphic T expressed with simple line art and clean typography then this is the shirt for you.

This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32

Hello from Steveo!

Hi there. If you're wondering whether or not we're a real company with real people vs part of the faceless bot armies creating tone deaf joke shirts like everyone else then look no further for the truth - WE'RE AS REAL AS STUNNING TEEN ODOR AND THE MYSTERY CHOW YOUR KIDS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT

What makes us different? We have one super creative loco mofo (me) birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day.

Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!

"Well, i don't get these but they're very nice."

- Mother In Law

  • THIS IS THE WAY

    Anchoring our lives to Christ is how we survive the hamster wheel of crazy.

  • LOVE + HUMOR

    With love, our differences are just funny unless you’re looking for LITERALLY SATAN in every design.

  • PEOPLE MATTER

    Christ said even convicts and criminals matter … who apparently are part of our fan club.

  • STANDARDS

    It's only clever or genius if something else is dumb or stupid.