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Preshrunk - no more Tommy Boy Big Guy in a Little Coat Moments

Caution, Flammable Gas Boxers

$40.50 USD
$40.50 USD
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Money Back Policy

You no likey? Send it back! We want you to be that die hard groupie that can't stop talking about us. We'll make it right. SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.

Free Shipping

Spend $99 and shipping is on us anywhere in the United States and maybe a few other places. See what the Shopping Cart does for ya. All shipping fees are calculated for every location worldwide.

100% Original

We have one super creative loco mofo birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day. Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!

Delivery + Returns

SHIPPING

  • It usually takes 24-48 hrs for fulfillment. We tried whipping them like third world laborers but it doesn't work. That's about as fast as they'll get it.
  • Ground shipping is usually 4 to 7 business days within the US. I mean, if we could send screaming banshees to make them run faster we would but we can't ... yet ...

RETURNS AND EXCHANGES

  • Eligibility for returns are within 30 days
  • Item must be in the same condition you received it, UNMOLESTED, UNSTAINED, with tags and in its original package.
  • You'll also need your receipt for proof of purchase.
  • We don't pay for return shipping
  • To start a return, you can contact us at sales@slappywares.com
  • SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.

The Story behind this Product:

You're a fountain of methane. Plumes of natural gas routinely escape your southern borders. Evidence of your presence is both felt and smellt.

Sports outfits can be a lot of hassle, but with these long shorts there's no need for that. Just throw on a pair and go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind. These shorts won't let you down!

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (fabric composition may vary by 3%)
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Blank product components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 91% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

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Hello from Steveo!

Hi there. If you're wondering whether or not we're a real company with real people vs part of the faceless bot armies creating tone deaf joke shirts like everyone else then look no further for the truth - WE'RE AS REAL AS STUNNING TEEN ODOR AND THE MYSTERY CHOW YOUR KIDS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT

What makes us different? We have one super creative loco mofo (me) birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day.

Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!

"Well, i don't get these but they're very nice."

- Mother In Law

  • PEOPLE FIRST

    We have the highest factory and workplace standards for fair manufacturing.

  • LOW WASTE

    We recycle nearly everything that can’t be turned into a t-shirt.

  • ENERGY SAVING

    Solar powered energy is used to power our manufacturing facilities.

  • WATER REDUCTION

    We use eco-friendly dyes and machines that require 7x less water.