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THANKSGIVING - Turkey Speaks Jive - Funny Hoodie
Money Back Policy
Money Back Policy
You no likey? Send it back! We want you to be that die hard groupie that can't stop talking about us. We'll make it right. SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.
Free Shipping
Free Shipping
Spend $99 and shipping is on us anywhere in the United States and maybe a few other places. See what the Shopping Cart does for ya. All shipping fees are calculated for every location worldwide.
100% Original
100% Original
We have one super creative loco mofo birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day. Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!
Delivery + Returns
Delivery + Returns
SHIPPING
- It usually takes 24-48 hrs for fulfillment. We tried whipping them like third world laborers but it doesn't work. That's about as fast as they'll get it.
- Ground shipping is usually 4 to 7 business days within the US. I mean, if we could send screaming banshees to make them run faster we would but we can't ... yet ...
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
- Eligibility for returns are within 30 days
- Item must be in the same condition you received it, UNMOLESTED, UNSTAINED, with tags and in its original package.
- You'll also need your receipt for proof of purchase.
- We don't pay for return shipping
- To start a return, you can contact us at sales@slappywares.com
- SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.
The Story behind this Product:
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Hello from Steveo!
Hi there. If you're wondering whether or not we're a real company with real people vs part of the faceless bot armies creating tone deaf joke shirts like everyone else then look no further for the truth - WE'RE AS REAL AS STUNNING TEEN ODOR AND THE MYSTERY CHOW YOUR KIDS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT
What makes us different? We have one super creative loco mofo (me) birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day.
Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!
"Well, i don't get these but they're very nice."
- Mother In Law
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PEOPLE FIRST
We have the highest factory and workplace standards for fair manufacturing.
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LOW WASTE
We recycle nearly everything that can’t be turned into a t-shirt.
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ENERGY SAVING
Solar powered energy is used to power our manufacturing facilities.
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WATER REDUCTION
We use eco-friendly dyes and machines that require 7x less water.