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Preshrunk - no more Tommy Boy Big Guy in a Little Coat Moments

Youth - Halloween Free Candy! Move it! - Funny T-shirt

$29.44 USD
$29.44 USD
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Money Back Policy

You no likey? Send it back! We want you to be that die hard groupie that can't stop talking about us. We'll make it right. SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.

Free Shipping

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100% Original

We have one super creative loco mofo birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day. Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!

Delivery + Returns

SHIPPING

  • It usually takes 24-48 hrs for fulfillment. We tried whipping them like third world laborers but it doesn't work. That's about as fast as they'll get it.
  • Ground shipping is usually 4 to 7 business days within the US. I mean, if we could send screaming banshees to make them run faster we would but we can't ... yet ...

RETURNS AND EXCHANGES

  • Eligibility for returns are within 30 days
  • Item must be in the same condition you received it, UNMOLESTED, UNSTAINED, with tags and in its original package.
  • You'll also need your receipt for proof of purchase.
  • We don't pay for return shipping
  • To start a return, you can contact us at sales@slappywares.com
  • SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.

The Story behind this Product:

What's the best part of Halloween? THE CANDY OF COURSE! Get some! GO! GO! SUGAR! CHOCOLATE! GO! GO!

Made from 100% ring-spun combed cotton, this classic youth jersey t-shirt is soft and comfy—great for an everyday outfit. Try it out!

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 90% ring-spun combed cotton, 10% polyester
• Soft jersey fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.5 4.5 oz./sq. yd. (153 g/m²)
• Crew neck and ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Set-in sleeves
• Blank product sourced from India, Mexico, Haiti, or Guatemala

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 19 13 5 ¼
S 21 ½ 15 6 ¼
M 23 17 6 ½
L 25 18 7
XL 26 ½ 19 7 ½

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Hello from Steveo!

Hi there. If you're wondering whether or not we're a real company with real people vs part of the faceless bot armies creating tone deaf joke shirts like everyone else then look no further for the truth - WE'RE AS REAL AS STUNNING TEEN ODOR AND THE MYSTERY CHOW YOUR KIDS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT

What makes us different? We have one super creative loco mofo (me) birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day.

Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!

"Well, i don't get these but they're very nice."

- Mother In Law

  • PEOPLE FIRST

    We have the highest factory and workplace standards for fair manufacturing.

  • LOW WASTE

    We recycle nearly everything that can’t be turned into a t-shirt.

  • ENERGY SAVING

    Solar powered energy is used to power our manufacturing facilities.

  • WATER REDUCTION

    We use eco-friendly dyes and machines that require 7x less water.